As the electric vehicles soon hit the highways, Americans will have to adapt to charging stations that can not keep up with the demand. In the old days, service station attendants would take around 6 minutes to fill your tank and wash your windows. With self-serve, the time increased to 15 minutes as people went inside to satisfy their desire for fat, sugar, and salt. In the near future, with fast chargers, the time to recharge your batteries will be about 2 hours. As the impatient customers keep coming in while the charging customers wait for their vehicles to fully charge, patience will wane, and tempers will flare. Certain individuals who are in the midst of recharging will taunt those who are waiting. Aggressive individuals will yank the cords from the vehicles of older, smaller, or teasing people, and fights will erupt. Adrenaline will flow, and people will swing those 6-pound charger plugs over their heads and let them loose into the rib cages of their adversaries like a Mesopotamia Mace. People are going to get their ribs shattered, and some will die. Charger rage will run rampant, and emergency rooms at area hospitals will fill up constantly. The concerned family of the injured or dying victims will continue these feuds in the waiting rooms. The best solution to lowering greenhouse gases is not electric cars but, rather, letting the savages fight it out to the death and let them kill the worst contributors to global warming: humans. Thanks, World Planners. That is an outstanding solution.
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