Sounds are nature’s method of communicating information to other life forms of your intentions. Equipped with their own on-board musical instruments, such as vocal chords, compression chambers, or rubbing 2 appendages together to produce a unique sound, critters know how to rock the house. The Homo Sapo crowd always takes the prize for originality as they not only depend on their exquisite voice range, but also have invented a multitude of musical instruments to make a pleasing symphony that will encourage emotional response. It’s all about procreation within the species because the more there are, the harder they are to exterminate. This is why humans created music that triggers skeleton movements known as dancing. The females of the species are much more receptive to these compositions, and for good reason. With the egg sacs tucked away in the ovaries, proper fertilization can only take place in the fallopian tubes. So, what is required is a fair amount of gyrating and jostling to knock those eggs out of the park; hence: dancing came into existence. Population curves reflect the dance tempo of the times. Baby Boomers came of age during the Rock and Roll era, and the X Generation slid out of the pussy port during Disco. When the planet requires a population reduction for a healthier world, merely invent a dance that provides a motionless tempo. The dance of the future will be known as: THE CADAVER.
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