In early January of 2023, the USA watched nervously as a possible prelude to war slowly flew eastward over our Montana ICBM installation. The National news started to turn up the volume on a mysterious spy satellite, launched by our mortal enemies, that supply us with most of the plastic crap that Americans need to be happy. The Mao Zedong exploratory satellite was slowly gathering Intel on our weaknesses and reporting back to the Yellow Giant on the other side of the Pacific. In reality, this “Death Star” that was floating over America was reported to be an errant weather balloon, but it is, in reality: a giant pepper shaker. The Chinese have elected to invade this country enmass by hiding troops in shipping containers that are sitting off our our 3 coasts: Seattle and Long Beach on the west, Houston and New Orleans on the south, with Savannah, Baltimore, and the Port of New York on the east coast. On a given signal, they will all emerge and come out screaming inland. They have been issued minimal supplies and will rely on Zombie-like cannibalism of their enemies to survive. The giant pepper shaker in the sky is there to sprinkle pepper on the unsuspecting US citizens and make the fast food, fat Americans palatable to the spice loving Chinese. The pepper shaker was shot down near Myrtle Beach.
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