A hard, rounded protrusion of the skin known as a wart is caused by an in-fuck-tion of the skin cells by a virus (HPV). Just like 2 breeding humans can cause a 3rd individual to develop through DNA construction, the little seed (virus) can inseminate under your skin, and you’ll grow a hard hump full of excess keratin. Warts can pop up anywhere on the body, and most can be covered with clothing. However, the face is the driving force in recognizing another human being. Driver licenses do not display pictures of your reproductive organs, which are unique to an individual but can change immensely with arousal. The face IS the person. With mug mountains and puss pinnacles that may or may not contain a few mile long hair strands, these individual identifiers serve a dual purpose. Unlike pimple volcanos that erupt white pus, warts are stable and stiff and supply a great downhill ski slope for athletic bacteria that want to get out and enjoy the sport. After a hard day’s work breaking down food into usable energy packets for their host humans, some just want to get out and race the runs. The facial warts are out there in the fresh air amid spectacular far-off scenery. In the future, to accommodate the late night skiers, LED lighting will be installed on warts to assist the bacteria in climbing Wart Mountain and picking a slope that matches their skill level. The lucky people with many mug bumps will now have a warm, fuzzy glow about their faces.
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