Annuities, 401’s, Money Markets, CD’s, Bonds, (Corporate, Muni’s, and Treasury), Precious Metals or Cash in a coffee can. Which one is the best? Depends on who you ask. If they’re going to sell you something, then of course their product is golden, and all others suck. The same holds true in mate selection. Which vagina is the best fit for your financial load? The blonde, brunette, redhead, or multicolored goth? It really doesn’t matter because they all eventually go gray or bald, just like in your world. So, pick a financial instrument, see if it puts out, and then stay with it. Jumping ship at every port will sink your vessel in no time flat. Take your vows and stick to your guns, and don’t let graphs and charts sway you. They are purposely tainted to influence your decision. In the fable of the Tortoise and the Hare, who wins? The hare in the short run, but the tortoise overcomes in the long run. How long are you going to live? Stress kills.
Torked Truth 