TP 20. MISINTERPRET

Interactions with people are almost always based on their language, which by itself, is full of flaws. The regional vernacular is a conglomeration of multiple thought processes that constantly mutate with every new generation. These up-and-comings always see fit to change the rules and create their own vocabulary, much like the military hides information through codes from their enemies and their fellow citizens. Because language is communicated through the tongue that is behind the teeth and processed through the ears; age, tooth loss, and injury can warp the signals. When the listener picks up information from the speaker and misinterprets it, flammable emotions are activated, and that 3 letter word called: WAR, is activated. Mental bowels unload, and the shit hits the fan. Here’s where Artificial Intelligence comes in. All communication must be filtered by an AI Diplomat that ensures that unadulterated thought is transferred from the speaker to a listener that has his own AI Diplomat, and that no derogatory, racial, or questionable statements are uttered. The AI Diplomat is manufactured to resemble a small monkey with a set of cymbals in its mechanical hands. As the speaker speaks, the mechanical monkey turns the idea into monkey movements and cymbal sounds. The listener’s AI Diplomat interprets that idea into his owner’s thoughts through his own choreographed monkey movement and music. Hence, misinterpretation is averted. In a power meeting full of “Very Important People,” there’ll be a whole slew of jerking, mechanical monkeys, jumping up and down, flailing their hands and smashing cymbals to communicate only that which makes sense. That makes sense.πŸ™ˆπŸ™‰πŸ™Š

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