In the complex world of human relationships, there exists the physical component of touch. Love is not complete without the expertise of the exploring fingertips, toes, and the almighty tasting tongue. Starting out with the extremities of the hand, fingers are exceptional at feeling the fleshy pits, protrusions, and poles encased in our bodies, while feet and toes explore parts outside of our reach. But the ultimate erotic tool is the tongue that licks the nerve endings to orgasms and creates bonds that can last a lifetime. Mammals can use their digits to self satisfy if the urge to procreate invades the brain, but the application of the versatile tongue is especially welcomed by the opposite sex because it can reach where their own tongues can’t. Same sex stimulation is more prevalent than ever due to the intense internal drive to employ our gonads (testes and ovaries), and let’s face it, most men will fuck ANYTHING. This blitz to spritz created a career skill known as the blow job. Women learn quickly that powerful man control lies in the protein slurppies administered first during menstruation and later during menopause to keep their love alive. They utilize this knowledge to obtain clothing and cosmetics (to enhance the act of fellatio) and for sporty, reliable cars in order to get to shopping malls to buy more adornments. Many a man was sucked up to the altar steps by track athletes proficient in running face and gourmet chefs who could cook the snot out of a sausage. Blow jobs are responsible, either directly or indirectly, for deep-seated memories and emotions, marriages, murders, wars, and especially for YOU, the reader.


