Contrary to popular belief, the English Proverb, Necessity is the Mother of Invention, is wrong. It should really read: Annoyance is the God of Origination. The introduction of DDT as an insecticide in the 40s brought about a reduction in annoying insecticide borne diseases in humans. The use of Roundup as a herbicide in the 70s greatly increased the production of corn and led to its use as a substitute fuel. Never mind that these pesticides killed humans because they are the root of all upheavals (pun). The resulting reduction of the eagle population was a concern, so DDT was banned in North America. This shows you where humans are in the pecking order. As technology advanced, new products came on the market that targeted pissed off humans. One such development was the Noise Canceling Technology (NCT). This contraption picked up background noise with a microphone and generated a 180° opposite waveform and delivered it to a speaker at nearly instantaneous speeds. The result was that the 2 sounds canceled out, and the annoyance was silenced. Using this principle, along with holograms, a new product is about to hit the market. Known as Human Canceling Technology (HCT), this invention will completely eliminate annoying human interactions. Whenever an ignorant, boosting, moron shows up on the scene, the device is switched on, and a hologram of this anti-human is generated. If a Democrat walks in, a Republican is produced, and the 2 idiots disappear. Same with other political parties and controversial subjects. A complete opposite is created, and all annoyances go away. Anti-wives and anti-husbands are the most generated figures, and the FBI released figures that domestic violence is nearly non-existent with couples that bought their HCT devices. Current research is to build units that physically construct a real anti-human and if they meet with their retarded version, they both will be annihilated. That IPO stock is going through the roof.
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