Of the 13 divisions of the 2nd largest country on earth, only 2 do not have Ocean access. The Canadian Province of Saskatchewan lacks a seaport, and because of this, container vessels can not unload crap on its soils. Trains, trucks, and planes pick up the slack. Speaking of those delivery machines, the southern part of this huge Province, that is 94% the size of Texas, is chock full of Canola plants that can be processed into synthetic diesel fuel that keeps human-pacifying trinkets flowing. A genetically modified rapeseed plant: Canola, that stands for: Canada Oil Less Acid grows profusely. Rapeseed, a plant oil that once was used extensively in steam engines because of its ability to stick to wet metal, has been re-engineered to be more alkaline and raises the pH level so as to be more conducive to chemists. The plains in this part of North America are loaded with fields of bright yellow vegetation that promote human propulsion advancement and oils that create cuisine enhancement. Traveling north, the land turns into boreal forests and gives rise to lakes supplying recreation and fishing. The scenery here is postcard perfect as the Canadian Shield rock formations frame the lower parts in grays while the upper blue skies augment the pristine waters of more than a hundred thousand lakes. Buried below this beauty is a treasure trove of desireable compounds, including a strange element, known as Uranium. It is highly prized and heavily mined here but rarely used for its prime purpose: to vaporize assholes who don’t agree with the status quo’s beliefs. Saskatchewan should be advertised as the Yellow Province as its prime products are Canola, Gold, and Uranium Hexafluoride, more commonly known as Yellowcake. Do explore this magnificent beauty: bring gas, good tires, and a sense of adventure. Just respect the Cree. They got here first by walking all the way from Korea, 15,000 years ago.
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