The medical industry continues to struggle with finding a cure for cancer as that clever devil continues to defeat the standard treatments that do little good, other than to place it into temporary remission. The old technique is to insert massive quantities of toxic chemicals or blast it with radiation from an unstable and dangerous isotopes. There are a few success stories with these treatments along with a whole slew of additional problems caused by the toxic and radioactive “medicines.” New approaches to combating these mutated cells are starting to gain traction because the inherent problem is that the immune system can’t recognize defective human cells as invaders. Two techniques that show promise are injecting a live Polio virus into a brain tumor and pouring virulent tuberculosis bacteria into a cancerous human bladder. The white blood cells now have a known adversary and attack the disease and surrounding cancer cells that became tainted with the malady. As crazy as it sounds, patients are getting cured. New techniques need to be tried on death row (hospice) patients with nothing to lose. Inject syphilis into cancerous lung tissue and the clap and lung cancer will get its ass kicked by the immune system that knows that syphilis only belongs in the sex organs. It is trespassing. Throw some flesh eating bacteria into a heart full of plaque and watch it gobble up the delicious clots. After clearing the clogged arteries, the bacteria is then destroyed by the white warriors as soon as it tries to eat any tough heart muscle. As long as the disease is not native to the organ it attacks, it seems to work. Future studies are encouraged. A pair of tits were installed on a man with stage 4 prostate cancer. It seems the man then started talking incessantly. All the sonic sound waves from his rambling vocal chords hammered his prostate cancer into harmless bits that were flushed out by stimulated ejaculations. That was 1 happy patient.



