TP. 44 RECTORY RANGERS

Peace loving countries always employ special agents that are trained to do 1 thing: assassinate a potential enemy when ordered to do so. The good old US of A’s bankrolls a few nefarious clubs that employ thugs that are ready to rip out throats if the threat is real. Before this happens, information is reviewed many times over by people who know their shit. It’s not like TV where a person who bumps into the President on the street is shot immediately. Full investigations take place rapidly before the termination order is given. It’s different from those crime shows where the spouse hires a hit man to take out the mate in order to collect a death benefit. Those murders are common. Undercover cops posing as hit men are even more common. With gang assassinations, results are quick. Any gang banger violence against another member is revenged immediately as Gang disrespect will not be tolerated. Before apologies are spoken, dead bodies fill the gutters. The 4th type of assassin is the rarest. A crazed psychopath that is motivated by misinformation and makes poor decisions by faulty neurons. They are either mass murderers that take out innocent people for some perceived misjustice or target a VIP in politics for a subject stance. When apprehended, their excuses for their deeds are based on stupid Internet bullshit. Recently, a rash of attacks on religions has left quite a few parishioners dying in the pews. Faced with this violent outcome, a few churches have asked their members with military or law enforcement services to come to church a-packing. These Rectory Rangers are usually war veterans of substantial age looking to do 1 heroic act before death takes them. If you are a young nut case with a bone to pick with God, please do not go after the followers. Embedded among them may be 3 Rangers with Parkinson or Alzheimer diseases. It will not go well for you or the collateralized parishioners near you. Holey shit.

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