TP. 45 ADVICE TO A YOUNG WOMAN

Influenced by nature and dictated by culture, the urge to “drop darlings or blow out babies” in the Neonatal Wards is a strong drive. Growing up with dolls and playing “house” was the old pastime for young girls. Today’s trend encourages education, which will help a woman with proper mate selection if they so chose. Knowledge is power and recognizing that humans are their own worst enemies, 1 child should suffice. The days of 10 kids as free farm hands are hopefully gone. With an education and a good work ethic, the female gender can become financially independent and will not have to endure slave labor at a man’s castle. If companionship is required, pets and other females make excellent support figures because of their similar thinking. Most men will fail miserably in that department, but thankfully, their rubber replacements can be delivered right to your door discretely. If additional stimuli are required, travel is highly recommended. To avoid loneliness, but wish to avoid another human in your own space, travel in a group. Everything is pre-planned, and you will meet some unique people with similar interests and different backgrounds. Life-long friends will emerge. Group travel is safer and avoids the awkwardness of dining alone. You will return with vivid memories of the new lands and cultures you saw. No storage fee is required for these adventures because they will be burned into your memory. If they fade, they can be rebooted from your phone’s camera. Technology rules recreation. Keep moving; stagnation leads to a slow and uneventful demise in a boring world. Let your inquisitive nature guide you and ignore your genitalia that could trap you within a wooden jail that houses operable windows, smelly laundry, and a lazy, fat man as your prison guard. YOU GO GIRL.

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