TP. 54 THE STAG PARTY 2

With the truth released that the groom, Red, wasn’t even invited to his own Stag Party, conversations materialized. With 25 of his close friends, brothers, and even his future wife knowing about Red’s: Freedom Forgotten Gathering, White failed to tell the Groom about his own Bash. What an asshole. But, if you’re going to be an asshole, be a good 1. Confusion followed, but quickly, a new plan emerged. Move the Stag Party out to a bar in the suburbs close to where Red lived. All the Crayons, including: Violet, Melon, Purple, Periwinkle, and 21 others departed the strip club leaving behind 6 dancers with their panties stuffed with singles. The baby highway below carries a lot of cash, cotton, and clout. The Crayons left in their Mechanical Penis Ponies (cars) and embarked on a 20-mile relocation stint. Meanwhile, Green and Grey were about to dump the junk dryer in the downtown parking lot. An old man walking his dog was an obstacle and a witness, so the 2 clowns talked loudly about sports. As the old man got out of sight, the perpetrators quickly threw the dryer on the ground, closed the tailgate, and drove away. Turning on the main drag in the big city and heading west for the next stop, a banging noise was heard over the radio. Green saw a white UFO hot on his heels as he accelerated. After 2 city blocks, the warning light in their heads came on. They had inadvertently closed the tailgate on the heavy electric cord and were dragging a 100lb. clothes dryer down 1 of the busiest streets in the city. “FUCK!” At the red light they got out, opened the door and released the metallic hitchhiker. And off they went, laughing hysterically when they got 2 miles away from guaranteed trouble. All turned out well as the groom then partied with his friends and brothers in a country bar and lived happily ever after (??). The next time you see 2 or more people standing around and talking loudly about sports…. BEWARE! Some shit is about to go down.