A human has always looked for better ways of transporting his sorry carc(ass) to new locations. The first animal to be domesticated was the dog (15,000 years ago). However, their legs would collapse under the weight of a human adult who rode on their backs. They also had a horrible habit of running after rabbits in ravines whenever a small child was strapped to their backs. This did nothing for population multiplication. Goats and sheep came next, but the cave men were distracted by the sex scenery when they came up from behind them. This also did nothing for population multiplication. Finally, horses were domesticated 6,000 years ago, and that changed everything. They not only provided transportation but also became a work platform for farming and construction. Harnesses were incorporated to distribute the working loads more effectively, and saddles were invented to supply comfort to the rider. In order to mount the animal safely, the saddle horn was conceived to replace ascending a horse next to a fence or rock. It provided a handle for the rider to mount the steed and supplied a stop to keep the rider from bouncing forward up onto the horse’s neck. But when women started riding horses, an unknown fringe benefit appeared. It seems the saddle horn became a masturbation tool for the ladies. With the constant bouncing motion applying friction to their clitoris, it wasn’t long before cowgirls were everywhere. Clits average 10,281 nerve endings within the structure; that is more than double a man’s 4,000 nerve endings in the head of his penis. Women fell head over heals for the big brutes. This explains women’s love for horses, even though they are an expensive and archaic form of transportation. Many a man cringes at the cost of stabling and feeding a horse, but overlook its drawbacks when mama gets a mammal massage down there. In the last 6,000 years, population multiplication has skyrocketed. The horse created a monster.
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