TP. 71 FOR THE LOVE OF HORSES 2

In the expansion days of man’s attempt to dominate nature and his own kind, he headed out to conquer. Two items were required: soldiers to fight these wars and rapid transportation to get soldiers to the battlefields, or get them out of Dodge if the shit hit the fan. Leaving for a conquest, the warriors would keep 2 horses (1 of each sex) with the wife while they left for foreign lands to vanquish their citizens. Those horses were left behind to breed a replacement herd for the future. The bored wives would quickly learn to ride these steeds by hanging on to their manes and bouncing on the horse’s protruding spine and neck. This motion of jostling stimulated the clitoris to spasm and release mature eggs from the ovaries into the fallopian tubes. If a man was around to fertilize this new egg(s), brand new soldiers may suddenly appear, and that is all that mattered. Only the affluent could afford chastity belts. Stimulations and muscle spasms were the root cause for a sudden increase in the human population curve that was generally stable for tens of thousands of years. The horse started the human overpopulation problem for poor Planet Earth. Sometimes, nature isn’t so smart and throws its own monkey wrench into the machinery. The clotoris and its 10,000 plus nerve endings make women much better lovers if the magic button is pressed by any Tom’s Dick that is Hairy that just happened to wander along. This was not nature’s original script, and thus, the plot has morphed into a future catastrophe that will unfold as the bald bipeds beat up themselves and their own planet. Shame on you, nature, for not putting spines on a horse’s backs.