As an infant, it was perfectly acceptable to crap in your pants, and it gave your parents pride and joy that they had a perfectly healthy baby. With the invention of the disposable diaper, they only had to put up with your “Gerber Fondue” once as opposed to washable diapers, where they got to view the “reruns” again. Fast forward a half a dozen decades, and the physical demands on the human structure start to take its toll on the groin territory, especially for women. Due to childbirth and excessive hammering by male genitalia driven by testosterone, the “Australian Continent” that lies between the navel and the knees gets a major workout. Over time, the muscles in this area become overworked and then atrophied and a condition known as “pussy polio” develops. Excessive fat in the stomach and ass put large stresses on the anal and bladder sphincter muscles, causing a loss of excrement and urine control. It’s diaper time all over again. Women are generally the more trusting of the 2(?) sexes and are quick to take pharmaceuticals recommended by their doctors, which can have adverse effects on their digestive tracts. This is the double whammy of the fanny that creates embarrassing accidents in the perineum area. Sometimes, the land down under experiences thunder and the 2 big butt billboards now display a large brown burger splatter, kinda like a Jackson Pollock expressionist movement work of (f)art. Underwear should not be an art museum. There have been episodes where a mother taking laxatives and under much stress from the rigors of child raising and husband taming has accidentally “let loose” wearing a pair of fishnet hosiery. The resulting disaster had released a Play-doh-like extrusion factory where brown worms exited the mesh like rats leaving a sinking ship.That Poor Woman. However, this is the fate of ALL Humans who wish to live to a “ripe” old age.
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