TP. 75 VISITORS

When misfortune strikes and a person becomes institutionalized, common decency arises and provisions are incorporated to allow certain people to come and visit the incarcerated or sickly individual. First on the list is the immediate family who have been pre-screened by authorities for visitation rights. If the person that is serving time in prison is for killing a family member, which is a very common crime (adult/adult), that should really be considered a misdemeanor. Due diligence is then required to prevent someone who has sworn revenge from having access to that convict. Many a vigilante has gotten into prison to bludgeon a killer to death with a hard plastic hammer that defeated the metal detectors. It’s Hammer Time: Can’t touch this🎵! On the other end of the spectrum are the patients in hospitals that have had medical procedures and are recovering from their surgeries. The visitors for these people do not need to be screened for criminal records but do require a medical questionnaire to determine their infectious status. Sex partners are approved immediately due to their habits of sticking their faces into the mouths and groins of their lovers. The person’s immune systems are accustomed to the bacterial and viral onslaught, so approval is guaranteed. Friends who are dripping puss from open wounds are usually denied, but a worn face mask will rectify that situation. Siblings are almost always approved because of the similar cell structure, but if a medical technician suspects a possible infection risk, denial will surface. Do not be discouraged if this happens. Merely tell the person who rejected your visitation, as being the sister of the male patient, and tell them that the 2 of you are originally from Kentucky. The patient will then be moved to a private room, and an extended conjugal visit can take place.

A human concrete mixer. Cementing relationships through fluid exchange.

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