TP. 76  (-)A.I.

The modern world is awash with all the buzz and bullshit about A.I. or, officially known as Artificial Intelligence. Some people say it’ll be the salvation of man-kind, and others predict it’ll be the demise of man-unkind. However, the real push is to build robots that’ll replace sickly, whining, and unhappy people with contraptions that can ride the mundane trains of labor without absenteeism or creating strife for others. They will be the perfect business model of Capitalism: make as much money as possible with the least amount of problems. Good news for business owners. With these parameters set, humans will be freed from monotonous jobs they hate and will now understand the complications of unemployment and having no money to buy useless shit: which breaks down to unhappiness all over again. In the beginning, to rectify this situation, young people will be offered 2 careers: 1. Be employed in the A.I. service industry, which, over time, will be completely staffed by more A.I. robots. 2. Join a military organization who’ll roam the planet looking for people to kill who are not useful or peaceful. How long will humans last with this scenario? A third option exists. Construct robots using Artificial Ignorance, (-)A.I. Using the same elements that have proven to have adverse effects on human brain development such as mercury, lead, and cadmium. Building robots with these neurotoxins will ensure that a substantial number of manufactured robots will be so fuckin’ stupid that humans will be required to fix the integrated idiots. We need to promote a valuable workforce to put bored, complaining humans back on top before this “good idea” of A.I. ever got started. Artificial Ignorance  has carried man forward for the last 200,000 years. Let it take us another 200,000 years into the future.

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  1. How do know which people are AI’s? Most people i know classify as an AI or an NI ( No Intelligence). Your feedback is greatly appreciated.

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    1. Robots are as diverse as the dictionary. Here is 1 view on differentiating the robots:
      (-)A.I. (Artificial Ignorance): they are usually addicted to a media stream that pounds out inane ideas and platforms that grease the egos. Work ethics are lightly installed. Drug abuse and residing in failing, decayed cities like Gary, Indiana or Cairo, Illinois are indicators, but are not smoking guns. Transitions can and do occur, but with the frequency of meteorite hits.
      (+)A.I. (Artificial Intelligence): they are usually chasing a dream that requires a massive amount of materialistic reinforcement. After completing this questionable pursuit, some settle down in a rural setting or live in the hold of a sailboat, away from most human contamination. The only real difference between the 2 is knowledge and experience acquisition.

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