The French are a different breed of creatures with a culture based on promoting sex. Earlier in their history, they were forced to replenish their population that kept getting decimated by constant wars. The oui oui (wee wee) gang that suffers from chronic Urinary Tract Infections, caused by promiscuous sex, seems to have a strong odor of piss amongst them. Pepe La Pew, the striped French Skunk created by Warner Bros. Looney Tunes in 1945, had to be created by American GI’s stationed there during the final months of WW2. After the devastating Great War of 1914, French citizens began to rethink its stance on war with the Germans. On June 22, 1940, they elected to surrender after only 6 weeks of war and then spend their free time frolicking under the covers, while the English got bombed on every high cloud day by the Luftwaffe. This was an indirect result of the French Revolution of 1789-1799. This period was when the French citizens had enough of the upper echelon telling all the peasants to fight their wars and pay for them, too. So… off with their aristrocratic heads and their silly deadly wars. It took around 140 years for this revelation to sink in hard, but they soon realized dying for the rich was not in their best interest. Recently, the French opposed the 2003 Coalition to attack Iraq and elected to stay neutral. They were called sissies and cowards but are still very much alive today. The French population specializes in fashion to enhance the desire and created many enticing perfumes to light the fire. The French now have sex for enjoyment with no need to repopulate. As for the title of this screed: BONER VOYEURISM, it has to do with the departing phrase that the French people say to someone who embarks on a journey to shop at adult toy stores in foreign lands. Perhaps you are more familiar with the shorter English version: Bon Voyage. Peace, just like common sense, is not that common.
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