The marooned Aliens have had many encounters with the Earthlings over the last 2 million years of evolving into upright, hairless idiots who amused themselves with stories. At first, they were spoken stories that mutated into theatrical presentations with wardrobes, makeup, and masks. Then, with the help of Alien technology that was implanted into Earthlings’ heads through thought transportation, the Earthlubbers transferred a staged reenactment onto something called film. This set the trend for an industry called entertainment. Humans were addicted to it and started filming everything. They sent photographers into battle to record the carnage and into bedrooms to record the procreation process. They even recorded the Aliens flying around Earth without their mirrored cloaking devices installed. This upset the upper management of the Alien Empire. Like the Amish and certain tribes of remote civilizations, they did not like being photographed. It seems that the Aliens were racists and did not want any interpersonal relationships to occur and contaminate their species. So the Aliens took away their chemicals that were used to make film and this destroyed the Earthlings ability to teach others of their own species to construct the magnificent structures that their imaginations conjured up and recorded 5,000 years ago. Gone were the 4 millimeter films of constructing the pyramids and the other wonders of the world, including interspecies pornography. Only in the last 200 years did humans bring back both photo and cinematography on their own. So what filled in the knowledge gap for the last 5,000 years, you ask? Quite simply: religion surfaced. A form of entertainment with endless rituals and beliefs in supercreatures that one could not see but were everywhere. Next time you look at the moon that is just beyond our exosphere (8K mi), realize that those creatures captured by earth’s gravity are the source of many gods and religions: MT OLYMPUS.
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