When all humans are conceived, an energy source is formed in the cranium and is fed by the elecro-chemical action created by the brain. This energy grows stronger every day until adulthood guarantees it can stand alone without the human host for a short period. It is sometimes referred to as the SOUL: Solitary Outside Unique Lifeforce. It contains all your experiences and knowledge that you accumulated over your lifetime as a male or female human being. As the host body starts its decaying sequences, the SOUL begins a process of electrically disconnecting from the brain and is no longer dependent on a direct link. As the mammal completes its death throes, the SOUL passes through the cranium and seeks a new vessel immediately. The SOUL can not survive more than 24 hours alone. With more than 60 million people dying every year, that is a lot of ghosts looking for new real estate. Most fizzle out, but some find pregnant women and enter the young fetus’ brain, thus being reincarnated. Reincarnation rates have been on the rise due to an increased population caused by horse domestication (see FOR THE LOVE OF HORSES 1-3). However, the greatest success of reincarnation is due to hospital institutions where dying humans and pregnant women are in close proximity to each other. Some SOULS stumble through hallways, others board elevators, and some scour the ductwork seeking developing humans to go and renew their lifeforce. If the fetus is less than 8 months, it will be a successful reincarnation. Any later than that and there will be conflict with the invading SOUL and the developing new 1 in the form of psychiatric problems such as: schizophrenia, bi-polar, sexual orientation, and anxiety disorders. To rectify this situation, pregnant women should wear aluminum high top underwear that covers the midriff for protection against wandering SOULS.



Dear Dan, Are you an organ donor? Are you donating your brain? Because if you are, when you pass i want to be there and see what they find. That may be something fucking amazing.
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Dear Keith, Quite frankly you are delusional. To think a lowly mammal such as a Homo Sapien would possess some kind of mysterious knowledge is absurd. Do not confuse dysfunctionality with anything other than dysfunctionality.
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