Some Medical Institution with an abundance of highly-educated academia within its halls came up with this phrase: “nocturnal emissions” to tone down the vulgar image of an ejaculating penis pumping seminal fluid under cover of darkness. A similar but less frequent discharge can occur in females as a prostatic-like fluid can squirt out of the Skene’s glands surrounding the urethra. These sauces in both sexes are triggered by the mind and not a personal friction fest that occurs in masturbation. No squinty Chinese faces are required, but then again, who films you when you sleep. The purpose of this internally controlled purging process is to get the uneducated human addicted to this urge to purge online as soon as they reach sexual maturity in their teens. Nature wants more idiot humans out walkin around because She has a warped sense of humor. After waking up with sticky underwear, the wet dream youth remembers their dream that had a member of the opposite sex rubbing on their (private)s. This (general)ly causes a (major) eruption in the down under (army). Who knew war could feel so good? Looking to repeat this performance in a waking mode, masturbation soon ensues, and then, it’s off to the races. Mom will be washing a whole lot more socks for her teenage sons as the boys advance their weaponry discharges for the ecstatic electrical reward in the form of a satisfying neural overload. This is nature’s boot camp, run by a (Drill Sargeant) to get the male soldiers to make more soldiers with the (W.A.C.)s. Parents remember trying to get their energetic children off to sleep in their single digit ages. Once the 1st Nocturnal Emission comes on line and they figure it out, you can’t get these horny teens out of bed or the bathroom.
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