The English language employed tens of thousands of teachers to make sure it was correctly written and spoken by all the lay people. Guess what? They failed. With the advent of the Inter-Nitwit, cell phones and texting, all the rules have been repealed. Now it’s a free-for-all in coming up with the shortest way to get your point across. Using acronyms to express a sentence in 1 word such as LMAO (laughing my ass off) has shortened the texting time down to seconds. It’s all part of the plan to incorporate Lazy Linguistics into communication in order to save precious time. The basic sentence structure is a noun-verb with a few variations thrown in. Adjectives compliment the noun while adverbs spruce up the verbs, and a few other sentence components are there to add flair to a writer’s attempt to uniquely describe a person or point or premise somewhere in time. All this exists just to communicate in the same language exactly what the speaker is trying to portray. Like I said before, we are just trying to find the shortest way possible to get our point across. Today’s method is an adaptation of an old style that was quite effective in persuasive communication. Only the tools used have been steadily improved in the last 1,000 years. Merely point a loaded firearm at your listener’s head, and no proper grammar, sentence structure, or English teachers are needed. Full undivided attention is accomplished when the hammer locks into the ready position.
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Is that a snub nose 38?
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No Ben. That instrument is known as a short penis 37.
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