Way back, when female who-mans still had hair on their faces, life was simple. You were born into a clan of cave dwellers that guarded the entrance at night to fight off nocturnal predators. During the day, the group traveled in packs to locate and harvest food, whether it be animal or vegetable, to acquire minerals for survival. After nearly a decade and a half of this monotonous, hard living, sex hormones kicked in and the males of the clan started poking (literally) around the hairy-faced girls due to the scents of the pheromones released. Without any formal training, the males humped their hardness into any hairy hole that could receive it. This is when the blow job and homosexual behavior had its roots. Inside the cave, without lights, it was tough for the male Troglodytes to know where the odor was emminating. So, any port in a storm became the normal tactic that kept the fragile population to a minimum and would not burden the surrounding ecology. It was only a 1 in 5 chance of finding the correct hole of their sexually receptive mate amongst the 2-sexed cave dwellers. Fellacio was an acceptable response because male semen contains proteins and antibiotics (survival sauces), so the clans would survive. All this erratic behavior continued even after the women lost their facial hair (except Mediterranean females), so inborn homosexual etiquette remained, due to thousands of years of past performance. As the cave dwellers came out of their cave closets and implemented farming for survival, their domesticated animals mimicked the human rituals and by random chance you will see cows mounting other cows in a 6 legged dance to replicate. In time, the proper sequence for reproduction occurs, and new stock replaces those who’ve been culled. It was the farmers who originally crafted farmilies, and this ritual continues to this day. You can thank nature, hair, multiple orifices, and the cave men for introducing gender confusion.
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