T.P. 116 CONTINENTAL DRIFT

The Appalachian Mountains formation was the direct result when the approaching African Continental slammed into the North America Continental between 320 and 195 million years ago, give or take a day or two. The upheaving mountain range may have been driven up to over 20,000 feet in its heyday, but when the African Continental found out it did not have insurance, it backed up and did a hit and run. Now, there was this big giant crease across the eastern North American craton that extended for nearly 2,000 miles long and up to 300 miles in width. The assigned insurance adjustor spent decades on that claim. After determining that the repair exceeded the value of the company, they filed for bankruptcy and then disappeared into commercial history. Because of this and rather than be repaired, the North American Continental was left out in the elements and eroded to the state of where it is today. Coastal real estate and the prices they fetch are astronomical but are the direct result of all that eroding land mass sliding to the east caused by weather, gravity, and no uninsured motorists policy. Myrtle Beach, South Carolina is a gold mine of property tax for the local and state governments, and the entire eastern seaboard can thank that an uninsured African driver that may have lost control of his African Continental and inadvertently turned lemons into lemonade in this erroneous folly. The accident report does not list the cause of the collision, but one of 3 scenarios have been surmised. 1) the African or North American drivers were inattentive in controlling their Continentals. 2) the African or North American or both were driving under the influence of a controlled substance and caused this incident (DUI). 3) The North American incited a Continental Craze (road rage) that may have angered the African, and he retailiated by ramming the North American Continental and then drove off. This African-American collision was called: Pangea.