A specialized branch of academia that deals with the collection and discussion of past events of human behaviors during times of crisis is known as history. People who gather this information as it occurs are called journalists and rely on eye witness testimonies because they are rarely on the scene the exact moment an event is unfolding. Interviewing spectators to get an accurate account of the situation is impossible because many egos and education levels churn up the details and distort the actual events. The end result are articles and books about incidents that took place, but the details are totally fabricated by the writers to add flair and interest to their work to frame their own fame. So…. when reading any kind of ancient historical facts, be aware that it is laced with unsubstantiated bullshit because the writer wasn’t even born for hundreds of years after the occurrence. Their source of information are other books written by dead writers who had to sift through a collection of misinformation themselves and try and come up with a palatable story that gathers interest. Historians are nothing but story tellers with an artistic license to create their own versions similar to Walt Disney. The old adage of people who don’t study history are doomed to repeat the same mistakes that occurred in the past is false. The story is riddled with incorrect facts amplified by a succession of writers who didn’t have the luxury of television to consume their time and stifle those fluid imaginations. If you want true history, set up cameras everywhere on the planet and record everything. It will be a collection of silly, boring humans doing something stupid to bring attention to themselves. Wait a minute…there is such a media. Buried in large data centers in select areas are such experiments. It’s called Farcebook, and it’s whole purpose is to connect you to makers of useless shit, like history books and siphon your money away.


