This elite crowd goes to school to learn etiquette, presentation, and proper preening. Physics and common sense are missing from the curriculum as looks supercede science. In the old days of television news reporting, the trade was dominated by male models who were allowed to continue their craft into their 60’s unless they became fat fucks and were escorted out. Today’s trend is to employ women as newscasters so as to sway women to also watch the news for current fashion tips and to entice men to watch sex symbols parading a fine set of assets. Minor and low attendance TV stations utilize what’s available and the budget dictates a collection of mutts. They even display these bitches in their pregnant pose, a scene that was taboo decades ago. The trick nowadays is to keep the camera above the belt, focused on those ample breasts and avoid a whole body shot, revealing a fat ass and God forbid, a pink show flowing out onto the floor. A situation arose once where film footage of a fatal crane accident that occurred a year earlier was broadcast. This disaster was now in litigation, and the locals were interested in finding out who was to blame for this costly mistake. As a giant section of a truss frame roof component was being lifted into place with an enormous crane on a very windy day, disaster unfolded. The crane boom buckled, and the entire assembly failed and fell, killing 3 iron workers. During the trial, the film footage of the incident was played repeatedly for the viewer’s indoctrination into wind load failure. The newscaster on hand saw a revelation that had escaped the experts. It seems the flag blowing straight out off the tip of the crane boom was showing strong gusts just before the boom failed. All of a sudden, the flag reversed directions and was dragged to the ground as gravity took over. This newscaster was astute and quickly announced to the viewers, “LOOK AT THE FLAG! THE WIND JUST REVERSED DIRECTIONS!” Duh?
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