Massive inflation is consuming citizen’s expendable cash flow at rates we haven’t seen since the 1970s. All content USA dwellers need a cash flow in order to possess “stupid money” and, hence, maintain their sanity in today’s world. Stupid money is free cash in one’s possession that is pulled out to buy something on a whim with no regard to the logic behind it. An example is a total stranger who walks into a tavern and tells the bartender to buy everyone a drink. A $100 bill is soon separated from the patron just so he can view 20 strangers smiling for 5 minutes. In order to raise this crazy cash, creative business practices need to be birthed. One such opportunity arises when an individual with excessive storage facilities decides to rent out his garage space to the more affluent individuals who like owning multiple automobiles. Once the vehicle’s owner drops off the car with a set of keys, the wheels of creativity start churning. With a secure website, this vehicle is now available for rent to 3rd parties with cash. Catering to the 14-16 year olds with no driver’s license and access to their parent’s cash that these imps stole, a deal is brokered. The “storage car” is then rented to the rambunctious youths for $50/hour cash with a $1000 deposit. The young rascals can then load up their buddies into a fairly new ride with registration and full insurance for a night of insane joy riding. Driving around at 4 in the morning with a legal car and factory window tinting should keep the cops off their asses, but who knows. This is where responsibility comes in as teenagers who want to experiment with adult drugs and sex set the bar. What a great way to instill experience onto the leaders of tomorrow. If the car comes back undamaged, a repeat rental is available for another joy ride. If the vehicle is found rolled over and all culprits have fled the scene, then a stolen vehicle report is issued, and the legal owner gets a new ride.
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