Teenagers Henry Fort and his girlfriend, Corvette Doge, ransacked their parent’s houses and came up with a handful of forgotten jewelry given to Corvette’s mom when her dad got caught. Infidelity is not grounds for divorce; lack of money is. Henry supplied a stack of baseball cards that his dad collected over his 40 years of existence. With his overwhelming bevy of thousands of players, he would never miss 32 medium grade players. The 2 youts raised $1560 in cash off of their internet sales and Ubered out to a rural home known by the local high school kids. The 2 15 year olds struck a deal with the proprietor and left his driveway with a 2024 Toyota Grand Highlander, minus a $1,000 security deposit and a rental fee of $300 for 6 hours. Plenty of time to drive out to a suburban party and cruise Main St. Corvette donned her gray wig while Henry sported a balding skull cap to appear much older when they were wheeling. Off they went as they learned the gadgetry embedded in their new ride. Their age gave them the talent to navigate the computers while the onboard safety devices aided them in their lack of experience as drivers. Within 20 miles of departure on rural roads, they were nearly NASCAR drivers. Pulling up to the party in their legally registered rides, the front lawn was littered with fairly new cars driven by 13-16 year olds with no driver’s license. Parents were nowhere to be seen and were definitely NOT invited. They were too busy chasing the cotton green gods of importance. After an hour of alcoholic drinks downed by Corvette, the pair departed. It was Hank’s turn to stay sober. Contrary to popular belief, today’s kids are smarter. Hank drove the horny gal over to a park that is NEVER patrolled by cops because someone has pictures of the police chief with farm animals. With a load off Henry’s loins, it was time to return the rental. Passing inspection minus the crusty tissues, the couple walked home. Youth is incredibly amazing.
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