For some unknown reason, U.S. citizens are fearful as hordes of Mexicans, along with Central and Southern Americans, are climbing up north to seek employment as domestic help, farm hands, and construction laborers. These are jobs that few Yankees want. What the immigrants really want is to improve their living standards. So why is there no movement to build a similar wall across the Canadian border? Seeing as the northern border is more than twice as long as the Mexican border, costs come into play. Canadian malcontent has risen dramatically since Covid, and milder winters in the US attract the financially fit Canooks who are self-sufficient. So, the only logical solution is to go and capture Canada and turn North America into the largest country in the world: Americana. This will save a lot of printing costs as that word is used quite extensively anyway. As for our new flag, superimposed over the Stars and Stripes, we will have a hologram of a Maple Leaf. Our new Nation’s Capitol will be moved to Isle Royale in the Northwest portion of cold Lake Superior to discourage demonstrations. Americana will have additional revenue from all the “acquired” Canadian natural resources to finish that wall down south. Immediately after that, installation of a steel roof will be built over the entire North American continent to prevent any European or African people from flying into this great nation. Lastly, there will be the largest Armada of Naval Minelayers encircling the vast coastline to prevent any damn Asians from landing on our shores, just like they did in the last ice ages. They inadvertently became Native Americans who paid dearly for having open borders and letting in people (Europeans) who wanted better lives. Shame on them.
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