Since the Jurassic Park Movie, the Public has been enthralled with the Thunder Lizards, as other industries jumped on the band wagon and incorporated Dinosaur-themed businesses. Restaurants were the first to follow suit as the menus had clever names, and the food was served by people initially dressed in caveman outfits. The health department soon shut down this stint due to large amounts of body hair found in the food. That type of apparel was more fitting for the construction industry as contractors dressed their skilled workforce in dead animal skins, toting hammers that resembled clubs. Car manufacturers styled out their rides with sheet metal fenders that mimicked dinosaur body parts. The T-Rex was a big seller because when it came to a stop, it stood up on its rear axle and intimidated everyone else at the intersection. Road rage usually ended with some aggressive driver’s car being devoured by a gang of patient drivers’ dinomobiles who weren’t going to put up with that shit. It’s a shame that that old regime isn’t still here because Courgars, Impalas, Jaguars, and Mustangs would have been named after reptilian dinosaurs still roaming our planet. With the total time of the big beasts’ reign of between 140-230 million years, we now know what brewed their permanent extinction. It seems that the group as a whole decided to listen to their inflated egos and rule all aspects of life because their time on Earth gave them pseudo-intelligence. They knew it all. One day, 65 million years ago, they got infected by a tiny virus that unlocked their cell structure. The dinosaur’s arogance worked around the clock and came up with a vaccine that would cure them all. Without proper testing and research, they forcibly injected every single dinosaur roaming this planet. A few small avian dinosaurs were flying around and didn’t want anything to do with that shit. Within a few generations, all immunized dinosaurs had died. Only the shotless birds made it.
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