Maturing men, who don’t have the time or inclination to try and keep their decaying bodies tight and fit, fall into a decade-long architectural program that sculptures the lower half of their bodies into a tuskless, female Asian elephant. It starts after their 30’s and 40’s have pretty much drained their sex drive and their desire to be desired. After 3 decades of decadent behavior of trying to stab the internal organs of a woman right out of their skeletons, the fruits of their finesse transform a curvaceous cutie into a compacted cellulite compost. Between childbirth and excessive trips to the buffet bar, your wonderful wife became a fold of fat that’ll push the limits of your bed springs and shut down all desires to inseminate that beached whale. But guess what? The man’s lack of horizontal gyrations has also turned him into a fat fuck, complete with a beer belly and love handles the size of elephant ears. The sculpturing takes place over a decade until 1 day, while standing in front of a mirror naked, the shocking image reveals itself. With the abdominal muscles atrophied, the entire midsection droops and is framed with deep fissures created by the 2 legs joining the body under that fat fold line. The bloated belly hangs over the midsection like the skull of an elephant protruding above the trunk. The eyes are formed by 2 bald spots in the pubic hair region that formed due to lack of fresh air after the beer belly flopped down. And then there’s that short trunk (penis) protruding out with help from those totally useless scrotum encased gonads that lie behind that stunted trunk. Your groinal arena is now a 3D portrait of an old tuskless elephant that will spend the rest of its life sniffing the perineum pit located just behind that pillow-supported sack. You have become an Asian elephant, destined to roll logs out of the way with your shrunken snout.
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