Religions, just like fruit, come in an array of flavors. The top 5 fruits most consumed in order are: tomatoes (182 Million tons), bananas (116 M tons), watermelons (104 M tons), apples (86 M tons), and oranges (75 M tons). Yes, tomatoes are scientifically classified as fruit, so right off the bat, fruit just like religions, generates controversy. The top 5 Religions, in order of the number of followers, are: Christianity (31.1%), Islam (24.9%), Irreligion (15.6%), Hinduism (15.2%), and Buddism (6.6%). Like tomatoes, Irreligion is a controversial subject in that it contains all the atheists and agnostics, which has been deemed a legitimate belief by itself. Only Buddism has no God but has a whole slew of supernatural creatures. Islam has but 1 God, and the other religions have multiple Gods, including Christianity with 3. Seeing as how only the mammal species, known as humans, requires religion, the human has failed to see the most obvious gOD there is. THEMSELVES! A gOD gives and takes away life whenever they see fit. Merely take 1 human from each sex, mate them at the proper time, and you have just created another young gOD capable of being half a creator. Give them a reason at a later date, and they will, in time, take a random, unfortunate life, be it avian, human, reptilian, or any other lifeform. This defines a true gOD, and all humans should enjoy the fruits of their importance. The only difference between this 2 gOD creator and all the other deities is that, just like fruit on the vine, these gODS will die, and that doesn’t sit well with the human concept of what a God should be.


