America is an equal opportunity employer, and it likes to spread the wealth. As this nation spends money like a schizophrenic banker on crack, the vast majority of its taxes are designated for disassembling human tissue with high velocity metals aimed at our enemies. Last year, the U.S.A. spent nearly 1 trillion dollars for Defense, preventing soldiers and Defense Contractors from standing on the corner with a sign that says, “will annihilate your enemy for food.” The next decade will see the affluent, consisting of primarily farmers (farmaceutical technicians) and all the logistic people behind that industry which will make sure svelte bodies line the American streets. With this chemical weight loss Craze creeping around the world, it’ll look like starvation is running rampant; but it’ll just be a designer trend that’ll run its course for a few years. Health clubs will be turned into ice cream parlors, and sporting events will be athletes shoving sugar soaked shit down their pie holes. AND THEN IT WILL HAPPEN! Researchers will find a link between Semaglutide and human insulin fits of rage. With the murder rate up 3,000%, law enforcement and the undertaker industries started pouring out cops and coroners in a diarrhea-like display. Soon, the lawyers jumped in on the action, and their sector of society flourished, thanks to abolishing class action lawsuits. Spread the wealth amongst the Hearse chasers, the law decreed. Next, the number of judges, professional juries, and court reporters jumped, employing millions. Do you see how cause-and-effect cycles the economy in America and spreads the loot so everyone can fill their houses up with useless shit and make us all happy. ‘MERRYCA!
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