TP. 175. BATHROOMS

Another design flaw in the anatomical construction of Homo Sapiens tends to point away from an omnipotent Creator or an Intelligent Design. If that was true, then mammals would get all their energy from the sun and just perspire water vapor and carbon dioxide like a tree. But in order to move around, the energy demand dictates we consume former living creatures composed of carbohydrates and proteins. This requires excrement organs for waste product removal, thus creating a demand for systems to transport these wastes away from our bodies and our homes. Because of this, Bathrooms came into the civilized world. In the old days, public bathrooms were the norm, and it wasn’t until much later when the Renaissance opened the window on microorganisms and their roles in digestion. Humans are nothing more than mobile high rises, with 38 trillion bacteria competing for space with the 38 trillion human cells in the same building. Just like a normal 180lb. human being compared to an 18lb. dog. A 10 to 1 ratio. Well, that dog needs to be taken out and walked so that it doesn’t soil the apartment. Bathrooms are where humans are taken to relieve themselves of their wastes and keep the apartments sanitary. Without them, we are back in the dark ages with deadly plagues decimating millions. It’s a wonder that, back in the 1800s, only castles had a bathroom. Now, a 1000 sq ft home has at least 2 toilets, and mansions have at least 1 bathroom per bedroom. When gastrulation occurs, a fertilized human embryo’s cells roll over, forming a tunnel within the structure. One opening is the mouth, and the other opening is the anus. All this is happening just to extract enough energy out of the food that we ate, so we can run like the wind to our $58 billion bathroom remodeling industry in America. Holy shit!

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