The scourge of the Eastern seaboard and the southern coast of the U.S. is the almighty atmospheric monster known as a hurricane. Born from the African coast, spends its teenage time crossing the Atlantic Ocean, and then grows to steroid size within the Gulf of Mexico before deciding which state to terrorize. Recently, a news service released a story exposing what these whirlwind Devil’s true agendas really are. It seems the United States government has had the technology to create and control these behemoths for some time now. The latest Hurricanes to hit US soil was Helene, which hit the western big bend of Florida and went north up to Virginia. The most recent was Milton, which slammed into Tampa/St. Pete. and chewed a path NE across the State. Conspiracy Theorists are claiming the Government is generating these hurricanes by cloud seeding and inducing a rotation to move these momentum monsters onto shore. Their goal is simple: either kill the voters who’ll vote for the wrong party or scare them away from the voting tabulators to upset the results. REALLY? This idea is absurd, and the science behind weather manipulation is beyond man’s control, or else he would have directed hurricanes into the desert southwest for crop growing a long time ago. The real cause of hurricanes is the semiaquatic people who live under the western Atlantic Ocean. Formerly known as the residents of Atlantis, these deep sea Aliens occasionally come up from the depths with their machinery and spin the atmosphere into a cloud covered condition to camouflage their entry into our environment. Their goal is simple: to implant the correct voting choice into the brains of citizens so that one of their own kind gets to be in charge of the world’s most powerful military arsenal. These illegal aliens can make their way into human societies and then take over. With practice, regular citizens should be able to identify these intruders. They have shrimp orange hair and lie constantly.


