Hurricane season in the United States’ area is a natural occurring phenomenon that’s been taking place for epochs. Ever since Africa and the Americas split and went sailing off in different directions, hurricane formations occurred when the distance between Africa and North America was sufficient to allow them to grow to a Class 2 intensity. Nowadays, a Class 5 is quite common. Is this because of global warming? NOOO!! It’s due to the AA utilizing collection systems that scour the ocean bottoms sucking up man’s air and water pollution and sending it right over to the undersea boilers. It is then burned and creates ocean water steam. Released into the atmosphere, it then spins according to the Coreolis effect and, upon entering the land, does a great deal of damage to human infrastructures and personal property. It’s only fair; the humans started it. These decisions to trash the environment start in corporate board rooms, and they need permission from Washington D.C. to implement such activities. So why punish the little people with trailer homes? Why not direct the assault right at the Sodom and Gomorrah of modern times with a Class 6, Bunker Buster Hurricane named God to take out Alexandria and Washington D.C.? It’s real simple. The wreckage and the stinking, bloated bodies would float out the Potomac River and eventually sink right down onto the AA’s stronghold; the former civilization location known as Atlantis. The real reason this situation has never occurred is because intelligent people never shit in their own beds. But the times, they are a changing.


