The complex world of mammals involves unique creature behaviors that exist nowhere else in nature. The Class, known as Mammalia, has over 6400 species, of which all the females have mammary glands, but not all have breasts or nipples. The egg laying mammal, known as a platypus, releases milk-like sweat that puddles on their skin. After giving birth, baby mammals are fed breast milk for a select period of time until the mother shuts off the faucet. In humans, the recommended time is 6 months, but a few cultures carry this f(r)eeding ritual up to 7 years when the permanent teeth grow in. During intimacy, teenage and adult males will imitate breastfeeding to develop bonds with the female who is not currently lactating. A common but little discussed ritual that is similar to breastfeeding involves the female developing bonds with her male lover in an act called felatio or, more commonly known as, the blow job (BJ). In this ritual, the hungry female takes the elongated male nipple located in the groin area and suckles the organ until it lactates a protein-rich life fluid that contains antibiotics and replication cumponents. The BJ climatic fluid can be either absorbed (swallowed) or rejected (spit out) depending on the desired goals of the female who is currently feeding. This ritual can continue for a lifetime, even after all the permanent teeth have fallen out. The vast majority of females are weaned from this “job” after their first child is born or a wedding ring is installed on the left hand, whichever cums second. After that, the female’s energy requirements are fully met by male supplied restaurant food and desserts that prevent the FORMER, 105 pound beauty from blowing away in a class 5 hurricane. With 200 pound counterweights installed in their ass cupboards, these women no longer require being fed from the boner dinner tube. The gals will soon get weaned off of that flaccid male nipple meal. Why do you think it’s called a weiner?
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