Humans are clever creatures that can take chemical compounds out of the ground and convert them into something profitable; otherwise, the effort has no purpose in a materialistic society. Look around. What manmade items are produced for free? The simple answer is: Pollution. We just have to create markets for the pollution byproducts. A few suggestions are as follows. Collect toxic smokestack plumes of fumes from chemical plants, concentrate it, condense it, and sell the finished products to states that enforce the death penalty. With different, deadly compounds created, they will play terminal havoc with human organs, and the end result will be an undesirable felon converted into a “finished product.” Nuclear byproducts from fission power plants can supply free heat to elderly people and excellerate their non-productive existence into a final chapter. Merely put these radioactive iso(dopes) into flimsy tin suitcases and let their exothermic decay heat the houses of the geriatric generation until they are very well “done.” Another undesirable free component of today’s industrial products is processing water. These lethal-laden, leeching liquids are chock full of toxins, dioxins, and is floccinaucinihilipilification, which is pretty much estimated to be worthless. Unless, of course, you turn it into a sugary energy drink. All you need is enough high fuck-toast corn syrup to make the shit palatable and a drug dependent, former Superstar Athlete to endorse the crap. You will now have a high profit, cancer causing beverage sitting in a gas station cooler just waiting for some sucker that’s about to fall asleep at the wheel. However, in these cases, it cranks the motorists up so much that speeding tickets will be dispersed like toilet paper rolls in a diarrhea ward. It’s just so damn much better for the economy when static money is flushed out of citizen’s wallets.
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