Now that our real purpose of existence has been revealed, we as human beings must justify our presence by somehow measuring our importance. This barometer was conceived thousands of years ago when some genuis came up with the concept of wealth. It is the amount of money that you possess that determines your status in the hierarchy of society. Dukes trump serfs and kings trump dukes. Religions have demanded donations of property and tithing to keep the doors open and the bells ringing. Science requires that government grants be distributed to diligent researchers so that their discoveries will be shared with the lay people. They are both lucrative businesses. So, how do we put a value on creating matter? Simple! He who dies with the most mass wins. So…humans accumulate as much mass as they can during their lifetime. Most males tend to collect 2 categories of concentrated matter. One is penis enhancers known as guns or weapons, and the other group of collectibles are modes of transportation such as automobiles, boats, and planes. Females love to accumulate items of adornment such as shoes, clothing, cosmetics, and those useless trinkets of memory capture known as knickknacks. Both sexes like to keep their matter in a massive museum known as a residence, or home, which adds to the total mass owned by that individual. Another shared mass that is hoard by both genders is body fat. Western civilizations like to, “Roll out the barrels,” especially in adulthood, as both parties store rolls of fat on their stressed frames. When a successful human dies, a lifetime of accumulated items called junk, or shit, then gets distributed to a select troupe to increase their mass footprint on Planet Earth. Wait a minute! I just described: CAPITALISM. Ignore this post, just like all my other insane observations I have shared. GOODBYE 👋


