TP. 53 THE STAG PARTY

The parameters were set, and verbal invites were given. All the young male minions locked that information into their noodles without cell phones. The groom: Red, did not announce his upcoming, out-of-State wedding to any of his friends because he did not wish to let on that a young filly had lassoed his freedom. Prior to that date, Red’s brother: Blue told: White the misfit, about the future ceremony in Vegas. This activated White into party mode, who then set all the pieces into play with specific instructions not to tell Red. It’ll be a surprise. White got out his Crayola phone book and called 28 colors of which 90% would show up. On the evening of debauchery, 25 different colors showed up, minus the groom, Red. Orange asked White when his brother Red was coming, in which White replied, “later.” As the dancers at the strip club entertained the Crayons, everyone looked for Red. Participants: Green and Grey showed up at the venue. Laughing constantly like they did as long-ago roommates, they also had a second plan. Besides getting a beer buzz, Green had picked up the now married and MIA daddy, Grey, at his house. Toting a total of 4 mouths to jamb groceries down, Grey became quite frugal and didn’t want to pay $10 for an appliance removal. When Green showed up with his station wagon, Grey asked if they could load up a defective electric clothes dryer into the back for some stealth disposal. Old friend Green responded with, “sure, we can dump it!” With the contraption loaded, they headed to a bar in a downtown city that housed a million crayons living in its hub and suburbs. With the beers belching and the boobs bouncing, 25 crayons were laughing hysterically. After 3 hours, Orange went over to White and, with an elevated temper, wanted to know where his brother, Red, was. White responded, “I didn’t invite him.” Orange exploded, WHAT?” “Hey, he never told me he was getting married! Fuck him!” was White’s response.

To be continued……