The apparel barons are always looking for new fashion ideas so that the pathetically plump profits keep rolling in. Where else in the world can you take a patch of cloth, sew it into a garment, advertise the snot out of it, and make ridiculous returns? Only in the fashion world, particularly in women’s apparel, do new ideas emerge to keep the clothing industry generating 1.7 trillion dollars a year. So, in order to keep the ego flashers fabulously furnished in fabrics, new designs need to hit the market constantly, and the emphasis on amplifying a woman’s physique is now mutating into a dual gender apparel line. Thanks to the Alphabet People, (LGBT) more ass-sets are being introduced for men. With hundreds of years of augmenting women’s breasts with corsets and push-up bras used in conjunction with low-cut blouses to broadcast the cleavage, a new fashion design has hit the runways: scrotum brasseries. The key to this display of manliness without exposing the total male genitalia is an 8″ X 8″ clear plastic panel sown into men’s pants in the groin area. The gonads are lifted and separated by a low-cut jock strap to look like little tits. Ball hair should be Brazilian trimmed before wearing this revealing ensemble to refine the classy presentation. The issue of what to do with the penis shaft and head has been solved with 2 methods. 1. Tape the penis to the lower stomach and hide the fleshy pole altogether by keeping it above the viewing port. 2. Insert the penis head (which has been deemed pornographic) and bury it between the scrunched up testes, just like titty banging, well-endowed breasts. After all, female cleavage is a subtle invite to insert something warm into that crevass. Lesser educated males refer to it as: “Dick’s
boat launch. ” Ball cleavage gives women something to view while out in public. It’s open-minded men who want to show off half of their manhood for the ladies’ viewing pleasure. Turnabout is fairplay.
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