TP. 123 BUNKERS

In civilized nations with massive amounts of killing hardware, there are strategically located, hardened bunkers built specifically for the elites when the poop hits the paddle fans. Everyone else must fend for themselves. It seems a bit selfish that the people who order military weapons to annihilate the enemies’ forces with their own citizen’s tax money, should be given a safe house, just in case the enemy turns the tide. NAHHH! These tacky toads got the ball rolling when they started making favor friends in the Industrial Military Complex, promoting weapons and chemicals that flay the skin right off of another human, be they warriors or women with children. The whole purpose of war is to inflict caustic casualties upon the enemy in order to break their spirit. These heroes need a place to sit out the war, inseminating new recruits for posterity, and bringing their nefarious ways of thinking into a new generation for future genocide purges. As wars cascade into tissue-tearing destruction and decapitations, the think tank, bunker boys can safely sit and come up with new ideas to extend the war and lower the human population. People are the real culprits that bring all problems to fruition. This screed is merely a suggestion to those skilled tradesmen who build these bunkers under the false pretense that they are being constructed for the citizen’s families. Know that you are being lied to, but to get even, make a few changes in the construction materials. Use magnesium rebar, coated with lead to feel heavy like steel rebar and apply an oxidizer coating that looks like rusty steel. When the assholes go in and lock everybody out, use a fuse to ignite the magnesium rebars that will burn at 5,600°F as it’s fed by the encased oxygen.  The lead will turn into a deadly gas at 3160°F and will vaporize lung tissue. Have all the townies gather around and listen to the snap, crackle, and pop of evil people whose only job was to orchestrate murder of the innocent minions.