BREAKING NEWS! DUE TO A LACK OF VIABLE, QUALIFIED CANDIDATES AND A GROWING  DEFICIENCY OF INTELLIGENCE AMONGST THE AMERICAN VOTERS WHO FAIL TO DEMAND IMPROVEMENTS FROM THEIR POLITICAL PARTIES, THE 2024 PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION HAS BEEN CANCELED. JOE BIDEN WILL FINISH HIS TERM UNTIL JANUARY 20, 2025. THEREAFTER, THE WHITE HOUSE, ALONG WITH ALL THE PRESIDENTIAL RESPONSIBILITIES WILL BE SUSPENDED AND MOTHBALLED UNTIL BETTER CANDIDATES CAN HOPEFULLY BE FOUND BY NOVEMBER OF 2028……….
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    1. Dear First Lady, I would never run for President. I would only turn around and walk away from that most undesirable job, just to prove that I had a tiny hint of common sense.

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    1. Mr. Chas^ Do you have any storage facilities to take on the 150 million plus voters that showed up in the 2020 election? Just leave an address and we’ll box them up and ship them over to you via USPS. They should all arrive by November of 2028.

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