BLOW JOB II

7/9/2021

Think tanks are scattered throughout the planet and are utilized for predicting future human behavior. If they are errant, then directives are set in motion to head off a possible disaster for the castle and condo residing chimps (humans). In some university setting or a conference room of a philanthropy organization, academia saw a guaranteed release of a nuclear weapon on earth with the specific goal of prodding others to pepper the planet. With inborn survival drives that inflict revenge, the fingers of society will pull those triggers. Due to the fact that mankind has not yet done that since he pulled it twice in 1945, they surmised that there just wasn’t enough chimps in the equation as yet. Well, the banana gang is getting close to the magic number and the think tanks initiated plan B. Lower that population number before that threshold is reached. They tried first with education and planned parenthood, but there was a lot of no shows. The RU4-86 was released (morning after pill), but again the population climbed. AIDs and Ebola was unleashed, but the scare tactics could not override the internal drive to reproduce. So lately, the new plan involves a good old virus to scare the sheep back in the barn, so as not to confront sexy new sheep. But it’s not the virus this time, it’s the vaccine that’ll do you in. With our commander-in- chief pleading with everyone in this country to get the vaccine, eyebrows are being raised. What the hell are they up to? Coiled up inside this cure is a brain changer that will turn heterosexual into homosexuals and vice versa. With the gays now the minority, world governments are going to reverse this data and bring down the birth rates to save the planet from thermonuclear destruction. Whatever that magic number that the mathematicians came up with that will launch those weapons, we will never reach it. Thank you. If you took the vaccine and are eyeing up your own sex, just remember, it is for the good of the planet. 

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