MY CORONA

With apologies to Berton Averre/Doug Fieger
2/10/2020
Ooh you little deadly one, you deadly one,
when you gonna infect my body, Corona.
Ooh you make my nose run, my nose run,
you run up my temp'ture like a hotty, Corona.

Never gonna get well, aint that swell.
Headin' straight for hell, my world fell.
My, my, my eyes, eyes, whoa,
M-m-m-my Corona.

Come a little closer, will you sir?
Close 'nough for it to occur, my Corona.
This is no mystery, it's gonna be, 
doctor do you concur?
M-m-m-my Corona.

Never gonna get well, ain't that swell.
Headin' straight for hell, my world fell.
My, my, my eyes, eyes, whoa.
M-m-m-my Corona.
M-m-m-my Corona.

When you gonna infect me, infect me?
It's just a matter of time, Corona.
Laid out in a coffin, with everyone scoffin'.
Well, that's just frickin' fine, Corona.

Never gonna get well, ain't that swell.
Headin' straight for hell, my world fell.
My, my, my eyes, eyes, whoa.
M-m-m-my Corona
M-m-m-my Corona
M-m-m-my Corona

Ooooooooo-man, my Corona
Ooooooooo-man, my Corona
Ooooooooo-man, my Corona

One comment

  1. That’s funny, I’ve been singing my own version of “My Corona” for a week now and drinking the occasional Corona beer, (that’s what will keep it at bay and maybe the cure ). I’m considering washing my hands with it as well.

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